Last Chance for Pinchbottom in 2007!
As the end approaches for the year 2007, so much the quicker doth approach Pinchbottom's final show of the year.

In fact, 'tis is a few short days:



When NASTY CANASTA takes charge of the Holiday Pageant, she fills "the 12 Days of Xmas" with nudity, using burlesque stars for sexy tributes to each traditional "true love" present. But "The Pinch" (JONNY PORKPIE) wants to keep Xmas clean and pure, and so dresses up as Burlesque Santa to kidnap each and every performer in the show. Will "The Pinch" have a change of heart in time to save Nasty's pageant? Or will X-mas remain forever G-rated? There's no better way to celebrate the 4th and 5th nights of Hanukka than...?

HOW THE PINCH STOLE XMAS
Holiday Burlesque

THIS WEEKEND!
Fri December 7th & Sat Dec 8th at 10pm
Collective:Unconscious, 279 Church Street, Tribeca

hosted by NASTY CANASTA & JONNY PORKPIE
starring THE 12 DAYS OF XMAS
12 Drummers Drumming
ANITA COOKIE & SCOTT RAYOW
11 Pipers Piping JONNY PORKPIE
10 Lords-a-Leaping TIGGER!
9 Ladies Dancing ROSE WOOD
8 Maids-a-Milking PEEKABOO POINTE
7 Swans-a-Swimming DELIRIUM TREMENS
6 Geese-a-Laying BAMBI THE MERMAID
5 Golden Rings of MISS SATURN
4 Calling Birds NASTY CANASTA
3 French Hens THE COMPANY
2 Turtle Doves BASTARD KEITH & NAUGHTIA NICE
and GIGI LA FEMME in a pear tree

Don't miss your chance. Tickets for Friday night are almost sold out. Buy tickets for Saturday.