urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:pinchbottom Musings from Pinchbottom himself. pinchbottom 2007-03-30T20:45:24Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:pinchbottom:14094 2038-01-19T03:14:07Z 2007-03-30T20:45:24Z She is the consummate birthday poet. The latest edition:<blockquote><i>Hey Mr. Porkpie, stripper man<br />Creator of scripts for the burly-Q fan<br />Brooklyn and Church Street and spots in between<br />Tassel twirling with your burlesque queen<br />Tops in the city, the pundits agree<br />Tops in the heart of your old Mama P.</i></blockquote>