urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:pinchbottom Musings from Pinchbottom himself. pinchbottom 2038-01-19T03:14:07Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:pinchbottom:17098 2038-01-19T03:14:07Z 2038-01-19T03:14:07Z As the end approaches for the year 2007, so much the quicker doth approach Pinchbottom's final show of the year.<br /><br />In fact, 'tis is a few short days:<br /><br /><img src="http://pinchbottom.com/images/large-xmas2007.gif"><br /><br />When NASTY CANASTA takes charge of the Holiday Pageant, she fills "the 12 Days of Xmas" with nudity, using burlesque stars for sexy tributes to each traditional "true love" present. But "The Pinch" (JONNY PORKPIE) wants to keep Xmas clean and pure, and so dresses up as Burlesque Santa to kidnap each and every performer in the show. Will "The Pinch" have a change of heart in time to save Nasty's pageant? Or will X-mas remain forever G-rated? There's no better way to celebrate the 4th and 5th nights of Hanukka than...?<br /><br /><b>HOW THE PINCH STOLE XMAS</b><br />Holiday Burlesque<br /><br />THIS WEEKEND! <br />Fri December 7th & Sat Dec 8th at 10pm <br />Collective:Unconscious, 279 Church Street, Tribeca<br /><br />hosted by NASTY CANASTA & JONNY PORKPIE<br />starring THE 12 DAYS OF XMAS <br />12 Drummers Drumming <br />ANITA COOKIE & SCOTT RAYOW <br />11 Pipers Piping JONNY PORKPIE <br />10 Lords-a-Leaping TIGGER! <br />9 Ladies Dancing ROSE WOOD <br />8 Maids-a-Milking PEEKABOO POINTE <br />7 Swans-a-Swimming DELIRIUM TREMENS <br />6 Geese-a-Laying BAMBI THE MERMAID <br />5 Golden Rings of MISS SATURN <br />4 Calling Birds NASTY CANASTA <br />3 French Hens THE COMPANY <br />2 Turtle Doves BASTARD KEITH & NAUGHTIA NICE <br />and GIGI LA FEMME in a pear tree<br /><br />Don't miss your chance. Tickets for <a href="http://www.ovationtix.com/trs/pe/126901">Friday night</a> are almost sold out. <a href="http://www.ovationtix.com/trs/pe/126911">Buy tickets for Saturday</a>.